host day today !! it's like the faculty orientation at uwa. i'd love to say it was fun, but it wasn't really. but i did meet a couple of nice people and i did manage to catch up with some friends from murdoch college. imagine ! anti-social me has friends from murdoch college =) amazing. tomorrow's o-day .. when u choose your clubs and all that. monday uni starts.
please may i not flunk out of uni
all right folks, cast your votes !! which is more unattractive ?? man-boobs (in men), or non-pregnant women whose bellies are larger than their tits ??
oh and wilson, if the bits dangle (which they do right ??) then they are dangly bits.
one of the most annoying quirks in speech i've come across is the deliberate splitting of syllables in certain words coupled with a slight lisp and a loud, slightly nasal voice.
e.g. funny = fun-nee
faux cute. not funny.
adit's theory: trout live in trees .. but only during mating season. and it's only the male trout 'coz from the trees near the stream they can see the female trout and pounce on them =D
that's what we tried to convince lynne of today. which led to me explaining to her in layman terms about external fertilization ..
lynne: how do fish *giggle* u know ..
me: the females, they lay the eggs and the males, they just spray their stuff all over, you know ??
lynne: EEW !!
me: yeah and it's not messy 'coz it's in the water ..
lynne: EEEEEEW !!
*runs away*
lynne: so how do the eggs get fertilized if they just ..
me: spray it all over ??
lynne: um .. yeah ..
me: they point it in the general direction of the eggs !! duh .. don't u know anything ??
lynda: *heehee* wouldn't it be funny if fish had *whistles*
lynne: what ?!
me: u know .. dangly bits !!
lynne: i have to go now
